[Home] [The Show] [Lyrics] [The Cast] [Reviews] [Blog] You Can't Write a "Scrip" with a Pen
They can't read your writin'
To know what you're prescribin'
Or how much I should take and when
What you've written is mistaken
And my chest, it still is achin'
No, you can't write a scrip with a pen.
She wanted digoxin
Got botulinum toxin
Hasn't had wrinkled skin since then
I wrote meds for her seizures
She got Milk of Magnesia
No, you can't write a scrip with a pen.
With a pen, with a pen,
No, you can't write a scrip with a pen.
When you ordered vit'mins
Your writing was so fright'nin'
That she got the blue pill for men
She took it with no warning
Got stiffness in the morning
All the meaning is lost when your "t's" aren't crossed
No, you can't write a scrip with a pen.
With a pen, with a pen,
No, you can't write a scrip with a pen.
Although seems you chose 'em
Her pills wer'n't Ortho-Novum
Now her family numbers ten
Yes, my writing's so dismal
They're all on Pepto-Bismol
No, you can't help the sick with a flick of your Bic
No, you can't write a scrip with a pen.
Copyright. Greg LaGana and Barry Levy
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