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Have a test, have a test, heed our simple free request
Drawing blood just takes a moment
So sit back and sing along
Have a test, have a test, you don't have to get undressed
No one's health is perfect anymore,
And we'll find out what's wrong.
Have a test, have a test, we detect disease the best
We call it: Check-in, Check-up, and Check-out,
So, put your life in order, come and pass some water
And be blessed, have a test, have a test.
Give a try, don't ask why, a comprehensive MRI
We will image every body part
We'll see if they look well
Don't be fools, give some stools, we will check the molecules
Have a total body biopsy
We'll check out every cell.
Have a test, have a test, you will be so much impressed
You only need to step inside our door
You'll feel a lot more healthy
We'll be lots more wealthy
Be our guest, have a test, have a test.
Yes, ladies and gentleman, it's the Check-in, Check-up, Check-out home test for Mad Cow Disease. You simply drill a small hole in the skull, suck out a little brain, put it in this tube and it turns blue. And, please don't forget our do-it-yourself colonoscopy kit!
So, ladies and gentleman, please remember.
Have a test, have a test, you will be so much impressed
You only need to step inside our door
You'll feel a lot more healthy
We'll be lots more wealthy
Be our guest
Have a test
Have a test
Just have a test.
Copyright. Greg LaGana and Barry Levy
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