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I do drug sales with my e-mails
I can treat anyone who is sick
Males or females
All I have to do is point and click.
No relations to your patients
So you don't use your stethoscope much
Separation
So you never have to feel or touch.
No more physicals done directally
Keep your hands clean
Never have to move from my screen
Glued to his screen
No more making smears
No more shedding tears
No more quelling fears, so my hands stay clean
We're so giddy
Profits pretty and we don't have to be face to face
Found our place
We are doctors in cyberspace.
Copyright. Greg LaGana and Barry Levy
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