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We do not cover oral health
 or anything that's dental
We do not cover psychic health
 or anything that's mental
We do not cover eyeballs
 even if you're going blind
Cause anything that's in your head's...
 just in your mind.
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We will fight, protect patients' rights,
We're only here to please,
Just don't get sick,
 you'll find out real quick,
We don't cover your diease.
Our reproductive benefits
 have frightening descriptions
We'll tell you try Viagra
 but we won't pay for prescriptions
For women, yes, we do support
 your legal right to choose
Except there isn't any doc...
 that you can use.
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We talk about prevention
 but don't put it into practice
The long-term savings from your better
 health will not impact us
We're here to make a short-term killing,
 you might call it greed
You signed up for a policy...
 you didn't read.
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We do not cover pre-existing diagnosed conditions
We do not cover future risks that might come to fruition
We do not cover chief complaints no matter big or small
We do not cover anything...no, not at all.
Copyright. Greg LaGana and Barry Levy
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